The Blonde and the lawyer

[sentsat71]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NYC.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and  vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, not agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde does not say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "Your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you." and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb..

[Lefturns75]

[sentsat71]

Guess I should have said, that this was sent to me in an early email over 18 years ago.....

[Dr. Kerry]

Good one!!!!'

[sentsat71]

Thanks, Doc....


Stopped to think of what has transpired in those 18 years I mentioned.
In 2000,. was still living in the Los Angeles Metro area
In May 2001 moved to the Orlando area....(moved once after moving there)
In July 2005 moved to Albuquerque....(moved twice after moving there)
in May 2014 moved to Fenton, IA....(moved once after moving here)