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Started by john2, August 08, 2017, 06:23:52 AM

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john2

 :)  Try telling her it is like women and shoes. 
Look to the Lord and His strength -  Seek His face always.
Psalm 105:4

Greg Birky

I'll try that one, John...😎👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🏁
The "Ole Bench Racer" 

Greg Birky

Greg Birky

Just tell the wife that if she had a closet full of shoes like that, all would be right with the world!!!😝🏁
The "Ole Bench Racer" 

Greg Birky

sentsat71

I knew a gal that had a collection like this but not models or shoes. but clothing! She built onto her house, adding a den that had huge closet space along the longest wall. had outside storage built behind the den, stuffed full of clothes on covered racks, more storage along the south wall from the patio door to the back of the den all full of clothes. When I saw her buy some of these clothes, never remembered seeing her wear any of them after she brought them home.... :o ::)
Ed K.

john2

 :)  Amazing.  I asked for a joke, and this thing has been going now, for 5 pages. Shaazaam.
Look to the Lord and His strength -  Seek His face always.
Psalm 105:4

sentsat71

Ain't it great, John2????

This page I think has been one of the best outside of the reason for this site.....!
It has been fun going through these pages now and then......
Ed K.

john2

 :)  Yeah.  It is kinda bad when you realize you have not laughed in a while.
Look to the Lord and His strength -  Seek His face always.
Psalm 105:4

sentsat71

Ed K.

john2

 :)  This is not a joke,  which could have a double meaning I guess.  But it is a pleasant little story.

A few days after Christmas, the little girl was asked,  " Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas ?"

" No," she replied.  " But it's all right.  It wasn't my birthday, anyway."

What a treasure.  An early Merry Christmas to you all. 
Look to the Lord and His strength -  Seek His face always.
Psalm 105:4

sentsat71

Neat little story, John2

smart girl!
Ed K.

sentsat71

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Midway airport, leaned over to ask
the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb
and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so
sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that
a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.
Ed K.

john2

Look to the Lord and His strength -  Seek His face always.
Psalm 105:4

Bill in MA

Professional driver on closed course.  Do not attempt.

sentsat71

Good one, David....!

Not close to that number of kits, but doubt they will all get built, let alone started........ :( :(
Ed K.

Greg Birky

Better get stocked up now fellas!!!
The "Ole Bench Racer" 

Greg Birky